Razzie predictions

[Big Magilla]

I miss the old Harvard Lampoon awards which were given not to the obvious garbage that most people in their right midns wouldn't sit through, but the year's most pretentious films that people with straight faces call entertainment. This year the ward would have to go to 300.

Still, the Raspberries used to be fun, now they're just depressing reminders of the crap that passes for entertainment these days. A special sour grapes award should be given Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood and all the rest of the so-called entertainment news programs that continue to perpetrate the myth that Paris, Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, et. al. really matter. The coverage this past week given to a forthcoming straight-to-video release starring thsoe two middle aged whores, Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards, was especially sickening.

Extra special awards should be given Tom Cruise for the shameless way he promotes himself even at the premiere of his wife's movie which has nothing to do with him, and Dr. Phil for the shameless way he promotes himself even sticking his nose into the latest Brtiney mess.

[MovieWes]

These are my predictions, not the actual nominees (and I put Robin Williams in supporting).

[cam]

Amazed that Robin Williams wasn't nominated for Licence To Wed.

[Sabin]

If Dane Cook doesn't win this year, I'll be astonished.

[MovieWes]

Worst Picture
BRATZ
Captivity
Daddy Day Camp
Norbit
Wild Hogs

Don't count out: Underdog, Epic Movie, Who's Your Caddy?, The Comebacks, Delta Farce, Evan Almighty, Spider-Man 3

Worst Director
Walt Becker- Wild Hogs
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer- Epic Movie
Sean McNamara- BRATZ
Brian Robbins- Norbit
Fred Savage- Daddy Day Camp

Worst Actor
Cuba Gooding, Jr.- Daddy Day Camp
Nicolas Cage- National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Ghost Rider, Next
Dustin Hoffman- Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Eddie Murphy- Norbit and Shrek the Turd
John Travolta- Wild Hogs

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Good Luck Chuck, Awake
Logan Browning- BRATZ
Elisha Cuthbert- Captivity
Lindsay Lohan- Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me
Natalie Portman- Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Worst Supporting Actor
Orlando Bloom- Pirates of the Caribbean: At Wit's End
Tom Cruise- Lions for Lambs
James Franco- Spider-Man 3
Justin Long- Live Free or Die Hard and Alvin and the Chipmunks
Robin Williams- License to Wed

Worst Supporting Actress
Malin Akerman- The Heartbreak Kid
Jessica Biel- I Know Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Kirsten Dunst- Spider-Man 3
Lauren Graham- Evan Almighty and Because I Said So
Mandy Moore- License to Wed and Because I Said So

Worst Screen Couple or Team
Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy- Wild Hogs
Jessica Alba and Dane Cook- Good Luck Chuck
Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos, Skyler Shaye, Chelsea Staub, Anneliese van der Pol- BRATZ
Adam Sandler and Kevin James- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Billy Bob Thornton and Seann William Scott- Mr. Woodcock

Worst Screenplay
BRATZ
Daddy Day Camp
Norbit
The Number 23
Wild Hogs

Most Tiresome Tabloid Target
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Anna Nicole Smith's baby
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears

Worst Remake, Sequel, or Rip-off
Are We Done Yet?
Daddy Day Camp
Hannibal Rising
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Wit's End
Spider-Man 3

Worst Excuse of "Family" Entertainment
Are We Done Yet?
BRATZ
Daddy Day Camp
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Underdog

Worst Use of the song "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?" (They've got to do this category!)
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Norbit
Wild Hogs



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