Worst Movie: Blonde
Worst Director: Machine Gun Kelly (Colson Baker) and Mod Sun, Good Mourning
Worst Actor: Jared Leto, Morbius
Worst Actress: The Razzies for Their 43rd Worst Actress Nominations Blunder
Worst Supporting Actor: Tom Hanks, Pinocchio
Worst Supporting Actress: Adria Arjona, Morbius
Worst Screenplay: Blonde
Worst On-Screen Duo: Tom Hanks and His Latex-Laden Face (and That Ludicrous Accent), Elvis
Worst Remake/Sequel: Disney's Pinocchio
Razzie Redeemer Award: Colin Farrell, The Banshees of Inisherin
Sabin wrote:The Razzie organizations have apologized for nominating Ryan Kiera Armstrong and now they're adding an age restriction guideline that no performance under 18 will be nominated.
I think that's probably appropriate. This is fundamentally a mean-spirited organization that's (in theory) designed to punch-down on unworthy achievements that wasted audiences time while enriching its backers. In reality, they exist to shit on low-hanging fruit year after year. I think as a rule of thumb it's probably okay to not nominate people under 18.
So, here's my question. How long until they apologize for nominating Jake Lloyd for The Phantom Menace? This kid really went through shit due to the reaction of his performance and the Razzies were happy to leap on it. He probably would've "won" if it wasn't for Jar-Jar Binks that year.
Or the Razzies could be seen with a sense of humour and not make such a big deal about it the way many (woke) people are suddenly reacting over this young actress and her dismal performance.
And Jake Lloyd didn't have the Razzies to shit all over him. Every critic (and the audience) already did that to him the minute his film came out. Just as they did to Sofia Coppola in Godfather III. A shitty performance is a shitty performance. And it doesn't take a Razzie nomination to make that clear.
The Razzie organizations have apologized for nominating Ryan Kiera Armstrong and now they're adding an age restriction guideline that no performance under 18 will be nominated.
I think that's probably appropriate. This is fundamentally a mean-spirited organization that's (in theory) designed to punch-down on unworthy achievements that wasted audiences time while enriching its backers. In reality, they exist to shit on low-hanging fruit year after year. I think as a rule of thumb it's probably okay to not nominate people under 18.
So, here's my question. How long until they apologize for nominating Jake Lloyd for The Phantom Menace? This kid really went through shit due to the reaction of his performance and the Razzies were happy to leap on it. He probably would've "won" if it wasn't for Jar-Jar Binks that year.
WORST PICTURE
“Blonde”
“Pinocchio”
“Good Mourning”
“The King’s Daughter”
“Morbius”
WORST ACTOR
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly)/ “Good Mourning”
Pete Davidson (Voice Only/ “Marmaduke”
Tom Hanks (As Gepetto)/ Disney’s “Pinocchio”
Jared Leto/ “Morbius”
Sylvester Stallone / “Samaritan”
WORST ACTRESS
Ryan Kiera Armstrong / “Firestarter”
Bryce Dallas Howard / “Jurassic Park: Dominion”
Diane Keaton / “Mack & Rita”
Kaya Scodelario / “The King’s Daughter”
Alicia Silverstone / “The Requin”
WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL
“Blonde ”BOTH 365 Days Sequels – “365 Days: This Day”
& “The Next 365 Days” [a Razzie BOGO]
Disney’s “Pinocchio”
“Firestarter”
“Jurassic World: Dominion”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Adria Arjona / “Morbius”
Lorraine Bracco (Voice Only)/ Disney’s “Pinocchio”
Penelope Cruz / “The 355”
Bingbing Fan / “The 355” and “The King’s Daughter”
Mira Sorvino / “Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend”
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Pete Davidson (Cameo Role)/ “Good Mourning”
Tom Hanks / “Elvis”
Xavier Samuel / “Blonde”
Mod Sun / “Good Mourning”
Evan Williams / “Blonde”
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / “Good Mourning”
Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / “Blonde”
Tom Hanks and His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent)/ “Elvis”
Andrew Dominik & His Issues with Women / “Blonde”
The Two “365 Days” Sequels (both Released in 2022)
WORST DIRECTOR
Judd Apatow / “The Bubble”
Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) & Mod Sun / “Good Mourning”
Andrew Dominik / “Blonde”
Daniel Espinosa / “Morbius”
Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s “Pinocchio”
WORST SCREENPLAY
“Blonde” / Written for the Screen by Andrew Dominik, Adapted from the “bio-novel” by Joyce Carol Oates
Disney’s “Pinocchio” / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis and Chris Weitz
“Good Mourning” / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly & Mod Sun
“Jurassic World: Dominion” / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael and Colin Treverrow, Story by Treverrow and Derek Connolly
“Morbius” / Screen Story and Screenplay by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless
The Razzie Nominations have come out and the big "winner" is Blonde, although Ana de Armas did not get nominated. Following close behind is Good Mourning, a movie written and directed by Machine Gun Kelly which has a 0, at least by the critics, rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
