Michael Haneke's Oscar Week Diary on Twitter

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Re: Michael Haneke's Oscar Week Diary on Twitter

Postby anonymous1980 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:36 am

Must be written by the same guy who has the parody Michael Haneke Twitter account.

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Michael Haneke's Oscar Week Diary on Twitter

Postby Big Magilla » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:23 am

I'm pretty sure this is a jokester and not the real Michael Haneke, but it's pretty funny. Here's an excerpt:

"aftr i landid i went 4 dinnr with harvey winesteen who is a film produser and also he sed he is a self tort film editor 2!!1! 1stly he gayve me 1000 austrian dollrs 2 tell every1 that he actualy prodused my film amour. such a niys gestchur!!1! then he sed we shud werk 2gethr on my nxt film which he told me wud b like wot i dun b4 but with mor oscar potenshul. i showd him my plan4 a film wot wud win lots of oscars. it starrs mertyl streep (river wild) as a disabld aids-riddun lesbian in werld war 2 who sings 4 blak def orfans lol."

You can read the first four days here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb ... ael-haneke

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