Razzie Nominations

[Eric]

By that rationale, so do every award show. And yet, here we are.

Well, now that you mention it ...

[Hollywood Z]

Well, at least they nominated The Happening over, say, Meet Dave. Beyond that, puke. More even than the movies they've resigned themselves to taking potshots against, the Razzies deserve to be completely ignored.

By that rationale, so do every award show. And yet, here we are.

[Eric]

Well, at least they nominated The Happening over, say, Meet Dave. Beyond that, puke. More even than the movies they've resigned themselves to taking potshots against, the Razzies deserve to be completely ignored.

[HarryGoldfarb]

Glad to see Pierce Brosnan here. Though I thought Mamma Mia was fun, the man should be kept away from musicals forever.

[Sabin]

I know. Their only balls-out choice is nominating Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King over Postal, which is akin to nominating Paranoid Park over Milk.

"Losers"...

Worst Movie - The Love Guru
Worst Director - Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, AND Postal (in all fairness: props to this guy for making three movies a year. That's insane)
Worst Actor - Mike Myers, The Love Guru
Worst Actress - Paris Hilton, The Hottie and the Nottie
Worst Supporting Actor - Uwe Boll, Postal
Worst Supporting Actress - Paris Hilton, Repo! A Genetic Opera
Worst Screenplay - The Happening
Worst Remake/Sequel - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Worst Screen Couple - Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera, or Screenplay
Worst Career Achievement - Uwe Boll

[Penelope]

Aren't these, like, the ultimate easy targets? What's the point?

[anonymous1980]

Worst Movie
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
THE HAPPENING
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
THE LOVE GURU

Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE
Mike Myers - THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino - 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg - THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba - THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN - (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson - FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll (as Himself) - UWE BOLL'S POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan - MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley - THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds - DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer - THE LOVE GURU and UWE BOLL'S POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton - REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian - DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski - 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy - WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy - MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
THE DAY THE EARTH BLOWED UP REAL GOOD
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
INDIANA JONES & THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
SPEED RACER
STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

Worst Director
Uwe Boll - 1968: TUNNEL RATS, IN THE NAME OF THE KING and POSTAL
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam - THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel - THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan - THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay
DISASTER MOVIE & MEET THE SPARTANS
THE HAPPENING
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
IN THE NAME OF THE KING
THE LOVE GURU

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)
Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)