The Bloom Brothers
Well, that was my first clue. But I suspect a gay pron starring Jeremy Bloom, Orlando Bloom and Brian Bloom would still be more entertaining.
"...it is the weak who are cruel, and...gentleness is only to be expected from the strong." - Leo Reston
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
Get your mind out of the gutter, Young Man :pPenelope wrote:Shucks. When I read the title, I was hoping it would be the gay porn debut of Jeremy Bloom, Orlando Bloom and Brian Bloom...
"Y'know, that's one of the things I like about Mitt Romney. He's been consistent since he changed his mind." -- Christine O'Donnell
Shucks. When I read the title, I was hoping it would be the gay porn debut of Jeremy Bloom, Orlando Bloom and Brian Bloom...do we really need yet another con-man romantic melodrama?
"...it is the weak who are cruel, and...gentleness is only to be expected from the strong." - Leo Reston
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
No idea how much 'Brick' was discussed or heralded on this board, but I'll stand by that film as an insanely competent first feature that tightrope-walks a decidedly silly central conceit. Admittedly slight but a minor masterpiece of difficult tone. He has a new movie coming out called 'The Brothers Bloom' --
"The world's greatest con men, the Brothers Bloom, have made a living off of swindling millionaires with complex scenarios of lust and intrigue. Stephen (Ruffalo) and Bloom (Brody), and their silent partner and sidekick Bang-Bang (Kikuchi) team up for one last job, conning beautiful heiress Penelope (Weisz) by taking her on a tour of the world and relieving her of $2.5 million. On the way, Bloom falls for Penelope, which complicates the con severely."
This is another movie that could have a knowingly classical tone but if Rian Johnson pulls it off, it could be the sleeper of the fall. It's distributed by the Weinsteins and Mike D'Angelo just gave it a 76.
"The world's greatest con men, the Brothers Bloom, have made a living off of swindling millionaires with complex scenarios of lust and intrigue. Stephen (Ruffalo) and Bloom (Brody), and their silent partner and sidekick Bang-Bang (Kikuchi) team up for one last job, conning beautiful heiress Penelope (Weisz) by taking her on a tour of the world and relieving her of $2.5 million. On the way, Bloom falls for Penelope, which complicates the con severely."
This is another movie that could have a knowingly classical tone but if Rian Johnson pulls it off, it could be the sleeper of the fall. It's distributed by the Weinsteins and Mike D'Angelo just gave it a 76.
"How's the despair?"