1979 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Awards
Re: 1979 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Awards
All That Jazz is just atrocious. I can't imagine a worse film from this line-up. It gets my vote handily.
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Re: 1979 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Awards
All That Angst AKA All That Jazz.
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1979 Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Awards
Individual Awards:
Kirk Douglas Award for Worst Actor: Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now
Jane Fonda Award for Worst Actress: Jane Fonda, The Electric Horseman
The Immoral, Illegal, and Fat Award: Linda Blair, Roller Boogie
The Dark Bock Tankard (a foamy mug of brew annually drunk to the performer whose name most resembles that of Harvard's president, Derke Bok: Bo Derek
Worst Movie Worst Award (for the Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Award for the past forty years which exemplifies their smarmy, undignified and scattershot approach: To the 1955 Award to Rebel Without a Cause: "Movie without a plot...to prevent the perpetrationof further cinematic abominations, let's pray lead actors (we use the term perhaps too loosely) Sal Mineo and James Dean meet untimely deaths).
The Merino Award: Lauren Mutton, American Gigolo
Kirk Douglas Award for Worst Actor: Marlon Brando, Apocalypse Now
Jane Fonda Award for Worst Actress: Jane Fonda, The Electric Horseman
The Immoral, Illegal, and Fat Award: Linda Blair, Roller Boogie
The Dark Bock Tankard (a foamy mug of brew annually drunk to the performer whose name most resembles that of Harvard's president, Derke Bok: Bo Derek
Worst Movie Worst Award (for the Harvard Lampoon Movie Worst Award for the past forty years which exemplifies their smarmy, undignified and scattershot approach: To the 1955 Award to Rebel Without a Cause: "Movie without a plot...to prevent the perpetrationof further cinematic abominations, let's pray lead actors (we use the term perhaps too loosely) Sal Mineo and James Dean meet untimely deaths).
The Merino Award: Lauren Mutton, American Gigolo