Razzie Nominations!
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I haven't seen a single movie nominated for anything. However, I did sit through fifteen minutes of 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry' which looked pretty bad but it was hardly inept.
What I did sit through that scalded my brain was the trailer for 'Bratz'. Go online and watch it and then imagine seeing it in the theaters. This is an unconscionably loud ass trailer, loud with girl shrieks, screams, and laughter, and loud fucking horrible fucking music.
'I Know Who Killed Me' leads with nine, followed by 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry' and 'Norbit'. If you didn't know what these movies were, wouldn't they almost sound like parody titles of horrible films?
Worst Movie goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst Director goes to either Chris Silverston or poor Fred Savage.
Worst Actor goes to Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Actress goes to a tie between Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan.
Worst Supporting Actor goes to either Rob Schneider or Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Supporting Actress goes to Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Screenplay goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst On-Screen Couple goes to Eddie Murphy and EITHER Eddie Murphy or Eddie Murphy.
Worst Remake/Ripoff goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst Prequel/Sequel goes to 'Daddy Day Camp'.
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
What I did sit through that scalded my brain was the trailer for 'Bratz'. Go online and watch it and then imagine seeing it in the theaters. This is an unconscionably loud ass trailer, loud with girl shrieks, screams, and laughter, and loud fucking horrible fucking music.
'I Know Who Killed Me' leads with nine, followed by 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry' and 'Norbit'. If you didn't know what these movies were, wouldn't they almost sound like parody titles of horrible films?
Worst Movie goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst Director goes to either Chris Silverston or poor Fred Savage.
Worst Actor goes to Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Actress goes to a tie between Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan.
Worst Supporting Actor goes to either Rob Schneider or Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Supporting Actress goes to Eddie Murphy for 'Norbit'.
Worst Screenplay goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst On-Screen Couple goes to Eddie Murphy and EITHER Eddie Murphy or Eddie Murphy.
Worst Remake/Ripoff goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
Worst Prequel/Sequel goes to 'Daddy Day Camp'.
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie goes to 'I Know Who Killed Me'.
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I do love the Patty Duke comment, too. It's a great laugh.
And who cares that Kevin James is nominated as worst supporting actor. The news should be the film is nominated for the Worst Film of the year. What justice there is!
And who cares that Kevin James is nominated as worst supporting actor. The news should be the film is nominated for the Worst Film of the year. What justice there is!
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Hehe...does this mean Kevin James is the bottom?The Original BJ wrote:anonymous wrote:Worst Supporting Actor
Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Sigh. They're all the same . . .
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"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
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Having watched I Know Who Killed Me just a few nights ago, I can honestly say that it isn't nearly as godawful as 300, Ratatouille or Once. But, this description is hilariously correct:
I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)
"...it is the weak who are cruel, and...gentleness is only to be expected from the strong." - Leo Reston
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
"Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable." - Jodie Foster
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Worst Picture
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit
Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage
GHOST RIDER, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS and NEXT
Jim Carrey
THE NUMBER 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
DADDY DAY CAMP and NORBIT
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Worst Actress
Jessica Alba
AWAKE, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER and GOOD LUCK CHUCK
All of the Bratz Chicks
BRATZ
Elisha Cuthbert
CAPTIVITY
Diane Keaton
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Worst Supporting Actor
Orlando Bloom
PIRATES OF THE CAROB-BEAN: AT WIT'S END
Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT
Rob Schneider
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Jon Voight
BRATZ, NATIONAL TREASURE 2, SEPTEMBER DAWN and TRANSFORMERS
Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY and NEXT
Carmen Electra
EPIC MOVIE
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Julia Ormond
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Nicolette Sheridan
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER
Worst Screen Couple
Jessica Alba & EITHER Hayden Christensen (AWAKE) or Dane Cook (GOOD LUCK CHUCK) or Ioan Gruffudd (FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER)
Any Combination of Two Totally Airheaded Characters
Bratz
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan (as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) & EITHER Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong) or Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler & EITHER Kevin James OR Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Worst Remake/Ripoff
Are We Done Yet?
(Remake/Rip-Off of MR. BLANDINGS Builds his Dream House)
Bratz
(A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)
Epic Movie
(Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)
I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)
Who's Your Caddy
(Rip-Off of Caddy Shack)
Worst Prequel/Sequel
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Daddy Day Camp
Evan Almighty
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
Worst Director
Dennis Dugan
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Roland Joffe
CAPTIVITY
Brian Robbins
NORBIT
Fred Savage
DADDY DAY CAMP
Chris Siverston
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Worst Screenplay
Daddy Day Camp
Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss
Epic Movie
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor
Norbit
Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy and Jay Sherick & David Ronn
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Captivity
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
I Know Who Killed Me
Bratz
Daddy Day Camp
I Know Who Killed Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Norbit
Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage
GHOST RIDER, NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS and NEXT
Jim Carrey
THE NUMBER 23
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
DADDY DAY CAMP and NORBIT
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Worst Actress
Jessica Alba
AWAKE, FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER and GOOD LUCK CHUCK
All of the Bratz Chicks
BRATZ
Elisha Cuthbert
CAPTIVITY
Diane Keaton
BECAUSE I SAID SO
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Worst Supporting Actor
Orlando Bloom
PIRATES OF THE CAROB-BEAN: AT WIT'S END
Kevin James
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong)
NORBIT
Rob Schneider
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Jon Voight
BRATZ, NATIONAL TREASURE 2, SEPTEMBER DAWN and TRANSFORMERS
Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY and NEXT
Carmen Electra
EPIC MOVIE
Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Julia Ormond
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Nicolette Sheridan
CODE NAME: THE CLEANER
Worst Screen Couple
Jessica Alba & EITHER Hayden Christensen (AWAKE) or Dane Cook (GOOD LUCK CHUCK) or Ioan Gruffudd (FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER)
Any Combination of Two Totally Airheaded Characters
Bratz
Lindsay Lohan & Lindsay Lohan (as The Yang to Her Own Yin)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Eddie Murphy (as Norbit) & EITHER Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong) or Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia)
NORBIT
Adam Sandler & EITHER Kevin James OR Jessica Biel
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Worst Remake/Ripoff
Are We Done Yet?
(Remake/Rip-Off of MR. BLANDINGS Builds his Dream House)
Bratz
(A Rip-Off If Ever There Was One!)
Epic Movie
(Rip-Off of Every Movie it Rips Off)
I Know Who Killed Me
(Rip-Off of HOSTEL, SAW and THE PATTY DUKE SHOW)
Who's Your Caddy
(Rip-Off of Caddy Shack)
Worst Prequel/Sequel
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Daddy Day Camp
Evan Almighty
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
Worst Director
Dennis Dugan
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
Roland Joffe
CAPTIVITY
Brian Robbins
NORBIT
Fred Savage
DADDY DAY CAMP
Chris Siverston
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Worst Screenplay
Daddy Day Camp
Screenplay by Geoff Rodkey and David J. Stem & David N. Weiss
Epic Movie
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
I Know Who Killed Me
Written by Jeffrey Hammond
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Screenplay by Barry Fanaro and Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor
Norbit
Screenplay by Eddie Murphy & Charles Murphy and Jay Sherick & David Ronn
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
Captivity
Hannibal Rising
Hostel: Part II
I Know Who Killed Me